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Intermission Two
<i>{Oh wow, these people just had to interrupt the family bonding huh? Especially Mona who called the cat without clothes cute. That statement had me sent to another dimension, my body shivered a bit to show how much I cringed, it was like the hot water got cold somehow...well, at least somebody else said it.}</i> &quot;Yep, some of us indeed. Which includes me. I've had it rough there, and I'm especially having it rough now. I need to leave this place, this human interaction is so stupid...&quot; <i>{ I started talking faster as I awkwardly shifted my way out, grabbing my towel and tightening it more despite being out the water. While I would have tried and added &quot;no offense&quot; since I said human interaction in front of a cat, I didn't care. It didn't matter, she was human on the inside anyway. What matters is that I dry myself off, change back into my clothes, and leave the cursed area before I really drown myself in there.}</i>
Intermission Two
&quot;Jokes on you, I didn't hear what you just said because I was busy burning my retinas.&quot; <i>{I was lying. I totally heard it. Goddamnit. Screw me for vaguely trying to guilt trip you into talking about me more I guess. At least knowing for sure Cait was an adult let me...relax more? No, that just makes this more awkward for me. I'm the one making it worst for myself. Maybe I should try to stop that. But talking in a hot spring?...Everyone else is doing it, what the fuck am I talking about? I should just strike a cute anime girl thinking pose by putting a finger on my chin, looking up at the ceiling, and forgetting this ever happened.}</i> &quot;But I thought that bit about Cait's age was obvious at least. Then again, I just assume everybody's an adult now. Online I was way more reserved because I wanted to be. Being in a body like this makes me feel more free, especially since I hated myself way more in the real world. And I can't even use it in the real world once we get there, what a bummer. Oh well, it gives me time to work on my personality.&quot; <i>{Most likely my worst aspect so far...Wait, caring about personality? What is this some anime? Well, I might be too lazy to improve character development due to other people. I might as well improve it by myself if it's that bad so far. Whenever I get the chance at least, I'm too lazy and I only have time for acting like a pseudo-narcissist for now. Maybe if they get me to care, I'd stop procrastinating.}</i>
Intermission Two
&quot;Are you serious, how are you nervous you adult? I'm a GIRL!&quot; <i>{My voice was raised just a slight bit. We are supposed to be relaxing, you know. Only I find the sound of my voice soothing anyway, so I don't want to try anyone's ears anymore. Especially the ones with the more sensitive triangular ears.}</i> &quot;Besides, if getting watched is that much of a problem to you, try seeing how I feel. If we want to look at someone that badly, let's just look at the cat...&quot; <i>{I tried my theory because my eyes had to point somewhere, so I did indeed look at Cait being a cat for a quick second. It felt too weird for me for some reason. I felt weird again. I lost the nerve to cry because I got unrelaxed in the relaxing place.}</i> &quot;I'm going to go burn my eyes now.&quot; <i>{I submerge myself lower until my head's in water level, only looking at the edges of the tub with an extremely blurry vision. Is this unhealthy? Whatever, it's the only solution now...}</i>
Intermission Two
&quot;I did the most work so I'm obviously going to occupy this spa with these people instead of training.&quot; <i>{I go into the changing booth and get a towel that I wrap around myself so hard like my life depends on it, because this body sure is something. Hopefully one towel can help me forget about being an anime girl, even though that was my dream before I wanted to relax.}</i> <i>{Silently and awkwardly, I hold my towel despite it being already wrapped around me tightly, for extra precautions and take a dip in the hot spring. Yeah, how amazing, nice relaxing water with some man I usually call my dad as a joke and a cat that I call my sister as a joke. Yeah, can't wait to get that snake I call my mom as a joke in on this action.}</i> &quot;...I hate company but I can't leave because I'm too lazy, uuuugggggggghhhhh-&quot; <i>{I started to blush as my mind went in all the wrong places. Hopefully they will think it's because of the heat instead of...what I'm experiencing. I get embarrased, trying to get lower and lower in the hot springs until my neck is submerged. I would try and go lower but then I risk looking like a creep...for a cat and a man. Curse me for trying to relax.}</i>
Chapter Two: A White Century
<i>{Yes indeed-y, I've been kicked in the Velvet Room because Yu's dumbass wants to be greedy about how bad he can treat me. Now that I'm a normal anime girl, I'm finished. There's no more fun to be had now that we're in the safezone. Finally.}</i> &quot;BITCH! I hate all of you. Mishimans not included. Like Kaz said. Also, you get the couch, I'll play my phone somewhere.&quot; <i>{Kaz is probably still feeling bad, so he can get the couch. Stupid ass couch. Either way, the person that did the most work deserves the couch. That thing's like a golden privilege I usually get for being so useful.}</i> &quot;If you really want a TLDR, we've got a new member that will not be leaving. Enjoy your stay Ayano. I'm about to hang by the vending machine and heal off the numerous battle scars I've obtained.&quot; <i>{Last part absolutely said with sarcasm. The only scar I've gotten was from a bird and then a kick. The rest of the time I either died or didn't get hit once, which is absolutely fine by me. Perfect run for a perfect person.}</i><div class='edited'>(edited by FL0R1NA)</div>
Chapter Two: A White Century
&quot;Die again? Bitch if you don't-&quot; <i>{I turn around to look at him but all I'm looking at is his leg reaching closer and closer to my proximity. I only have one thing to say once his kick makes contact with my infantile body.}</i> &quot;bruh what the fuck i'm jok-&quot; <i>{Then I get kicked. Damn that's like, super unfortunate for me. Especially since I'm going back to the door as an anime girl who will be hit into the door without any context.}</i>
Chapter Two: A White Century
<i>{Oh, so THAT'S what they were trying to do? Wow, this situation sucks. Just like Yu when he kicked me, ha ha. I should have never stopped insulting him. Can't believe I actually spent a second looking stupid, that time was easily wasted.}</i> <i>{Well, if Byakuran wouldn't budge, I could always look at the sky and give a thumbs up as a stupidly unrelated signal that Mukuro could come and kill the boy. Then again, that's not what they're trying to do, oh well.}</i>
Chapter Two: A White Century
<i>{He's totally going to catch me...he won't catch me. Whatever the case, I'd still be in a ball until I was out of his grasp. And since he threw me like a ball, that is super easy to accomplish. Whether I was in Yu's arms or on the floor, I'd still not care about the situation until I look up and see everyone, everyone that I greet with a bored remark now that I don't have to be anxious around people.}</i> &quot;Oh, hey. It's you all. Finally. Now I get to do what I really wanted to while I was gone.&quot; <i>{If Yu caught me, there'd be an extra step, of me jumping away from him. Either way, I'd be swinging at his legs with my infantile arms, intentionally punching like a feeble little rat as well as talking to a point where it's almost shouting and almost crying. But since I didn't know the situation at all. I wasn't justified to have emotions, so to me it was basically a joke act with genuine feelings. Oh well, since Kaz isn't here yet I have to insult somebody. Liam gets boring, Tatsuya might punt me, so Yu it is.}</i> &quot;Bruh I hate you, this is all your fault. Why'd I die first? And don't say because &quot;that's how grenades work, idiot&quot; no that's how YOU work, idiot. Man, I blame you for this...not really. Why are we at school?&quot;
Chapter Two: A White Century
<i>{I awaken, being placed back into this stupid body. An infant that has limbs the size of nubs but a head the size of Earth. That must always be the case with characters like these, isn't it? However it may be, I'm back, and I feel extremely weird. I must not actually know of my surroundings.}</i> <i>{I yawn before looking around. Yeah no, that's why I'm feeling weird. I'm being touched by strangers. This is so awful. What were my teammates doing letting me get like this? In the hands of some teenagers? Whether or not Lambo likes this type of attention, I surely don't.}</i> &quot;W-...&quot; <i>{Then again, with all the people crowded about, it's probably extremely bad to try and speak out. In fact, this is even more awful. There's actually a lot more people that are important that are having me as the focal point of whatever they're doing. The ballroom wasn't bad, they're generics. This attention makes me want to vomit.}</i> &quot;...erhm...uh...&quot; <i>{I try to glance back at anyone that might be familiar to see why I'm in this situation. Mainly Yu, if he's here. Out of all online friends, surely he must know how bad having to deal with social anxiety is the most, right?}</i>
Chapter Two: A White Century
&quot;Man...I have to die...being cooked child meat?...That's soo not cool...&quot; <i>{My bones are broken, probably melting. At this point, they'd probably be like salmon bones, or just liquified. Oh well, at least it's edible either way. The only good part about going out like this is that vegetables aren't being thrown on me because they always suck. Seasoning would have been nice though.}</i> &quot;I...want to throw a grenade at Liam, so so so so sooooooooooo bad...&quot; <i>{If I could, I'd love to roll under a seat and die there instead, but no, people will have to see me. That's so awful. I hate attention. I'd rather be sushi than a hamburger.}</i>

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