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IIIIIIT'S JAGUAR WARRIOR!!!!! *Air horns*
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NYOU FOOLISH KEVIN! I AM BOTH MAN AND JAGUAR!
*JAGUAR WARRIOR laughs at the announcer for being foolish*
Just A Normal Park
*Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's JAGUAR MAN!!!*
YES! I AM A CAT! NYA HA HA!
<i>I, the Jaguar Warrior, am in the palace. KukuFan4Ever's shadow form is the CEO of wrestling. Their palace is wrestling. We need to suplex their nyadow. The evil cats are taken out and I, Jaguar Warrior, do the suplexing</i>
<i>I bench press a shadow, and as he surrenders, I laugh.</i>
I hate robots
YOU'RE JIN, NYAH! NOT ME! I AM THE MYSTERIOUS JAGUAR MAN! NO-ONE KNOWS MY SECRET IDENTITY!<div class='edited'>(edited by Jaguar_Warrior)</div>
I've come to make an announcement, Nyah
Nyarcher is a bitch ass mother fucker. He disregards his Neko Shogun. That's right. He took his stupid fucking persona compendium out and he disregarded his Neko Shogun and he said it was "Alice" and I said that's stupid. So I'm making a call-out post on my Phansite dot net. Nyarcher, you summoned a Neko Shogun. It's the cost of Alice except way cheaper And guess what? Here's what my Neko Shogun looks like.
That's right. All severe spells. No weaknesses. No Die for Me. It looks like an adorable cat with a flag. He disregarded his Neko Shogun, so guess what? I'm gonna disregard his Alice. That's right. That's what you get. MY SUPER NOBLE PHANTASM! But I'm not gonna disregard his Alice. I'm gonna go even higher. I'M DISREGARDING LUCIFER! How do you like that, Yaldabaoth? I disregarded Lucifer you idiot! You have 24 hours before the tearrrrrrs of the disregarded hit the Pfucking hansite. Now get out of my sight before I disregard you too, Nyah.
Kuku Suplexed me
Hello Every nyone. Today, Kuku Suplexed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to put her down. The benefits of kicking her ass in a wrestling match would that I would get suplexed way less. Pls, cats, support your local JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! in correcting this injustice.