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Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<i>Kisaragi has no idea what she just witnessed but it was certainly something. She rubs her eyes to recover some eyesight and jumps up on the perpetually damaged stage. When she first came in the gymnasium was trash and now it is an absolute garbage fire. Kisaragi can only imagine how much her patreon would have to earn to repay this but she still has a job to do. Thus she forces a amile and asks. </i> So anyone else have anything to present today? If yes please don't damage this place further ... We are sort of in the red now guys and gals.
Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
Next one up is that asian guy with his own squad of random people. Hey are group performance even allowed? <i>Kisaragi wonders but at this point her concern over what is and isn't permissable is gone. This has to be the craziest show she has ever done and she must accept the crazy to survive. Without getting up from her seat she says.</i> Eh who cares. You go asian man with like twenty other people.
Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<i>Kisaragi jumps at the sudden gunshot sound and curls up into a ball. Covering her head in case more shots follow. The random janitor has cleaned the stage and Kisaragi shakily announces the next contestant.</i> Up next we have some weirdo with green hair and a hoodie. Everyone put your hands together for the local emo phase teen! <i>Kisaragi decides it is better to pretend that none of that janitor business happened. She quietly crawls off the stage so that the next contestant can go.</i>
Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<i>Kisaragi audibly gasps.</i> Judge Fuwa you could have damaged the curtains! We don't have enough money in our budget to replace that unless we make a kickstarter! <i>Kisaragi firmly believes that what she just witnessed was all part of the show. She climbs up to the stage with an annoyed huff and first gazes up at the ceiling. The ceiling above the stage is now a hole with dripping plaster chips and Kisaragi pales at the sight of it. She then wander around the stage and checks each of the shot children with her foot. The fake blood packets they used to create such a gruesome effect has tainted the cheap wood and Kisaragi can only tsk with disgust.</i> Ugh couldn't you kiddos use ketchup or something. <i>Kiasragi fails to notice that all the kids minus JoJo are not moving and have gunshot wounds in some rather deadly places. She even kicks one corpse off the stage after the blood of it dirties her shoe. </i> This is why I don't work with kiddos anymore. Amateurs all of you! <i>6 dead children on stage and Kisaragi could care less. The show must go on as they say in every single show related thing she has ever seen. </i> Can anyone clean this mess? We didn't have enough money for a janitor and it wouldn't be fair for the next contestant to perform in this mess.
Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<i>Kisaragi is stunned at the number of people that actually came to see this production. With the natural flair that comes with a few minutes in acting school and some fear of the cop that just arrived she quickly announces the first act.</i> Okay so without further ado, I would like to welcome that one random screamy girl to the stage! <i>Kisaragi refers to jojosiwa but she never actually got a list of names. She had to make do. With raucous fake clapping she jumps down from the stage and takes a seat on a wobbly plastic chair.</i>
Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<i>Kisaragi accidently bangs the cheap mic against her nose which lets out a momentary screeching nose. Her hands immediately leap to cover her ears and the mic hits her again letting out another piercing screech. Battered by a microphone, she sits on her knees and shyly looks to all the others that have arrived. She says with embarrassment.</i> Welcome everyone to this amazing show! <i>She open her arms in grand gesture.</i> Ta daa. <i>Kisaragi stands up and straightens the microphone stand and places the mic on the top of it.</i> Since the weird cat man thing down there started us off with an ad and tried to take my job already. We should be good to go right guys! So who wants to be first act? Anyone? <i>Kisaragi hurridly looks arround for a potential contestant.</i>
Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<i>Kisaragi walks into a dark room that smells like possum and feels like the middle of the sahara desert on a terribly hot day. Already covering her nose for the smell, she struggles to find the light switch in the dark. She waffles a bit with her hands to catch the switch and soon enough her pinkie flips the elusive thing. Triggering the full flourescent lighting of the gym which momentarily blinds her. </i> What the .. ! <i>When Kisaragi opens her eyes she realizes that she has entered some mideastern hellscape. The stage at the back end of the room has seen some better days and is now a semi-crumbling wreck of wood. The stage curtains are a putrid velvet pink color that no sensible person would have chosen and don't even get her started on the seats. The seats meant for the audience are plastic white chairs that could have been bought from a lawn sale. Amssing her courage, she walks past the seats and glances at the judges table. Dismayed to note that the judges have similar seats and their drinks are tiny apple juice boxes. The judges placards are decorated with dreaded comic sans and their names are clearly misspelled. &quot;Fenty&quot; and &quot;Fuka&quot;. </i> I used to do sold out concerts. <i>Kisaragi deadpans. She feels like crying but the audience and talent will arrive any minute. So she just makes sure that the lukewarm water cooler is full and the scruff marks on the old basketball court floor are not noticeable. Then with a sigh she stands on stage and fiddles with the cheap cord microphone.</i>
Sawatari Farm: Now Hiring
<i>Kisaragi stops once again and asks in a tiny voice.</i> Do you really believe that? <i>Her voice then comes in louder.</i> Did you also leave people behind too?
Sawatari Farm: Now Hiring
I don't really know where Ene or the others are .... <i>Kisaragi's voice trails off and she adamantly follows Kazuya for a bit in complete silence. It takes the passing of a cloud overhead to get her talking again. Though he voice remains subdued and she just shuffles behind.</i> I was heading to the next town over for a pr thingy. Have to have my own pr stuff now since i'm alone in this place. Its been fun, but I miss some people. <i>Kisaragi starts sniffling after the comment.</i>
Sawatari Farm: Now Hiring
<i>Kisaragi shakily stands and walks a few paces out of the building before resting against the doors. A light sheen of sweat covers her forehead and the sun above easily irritates her eyes. Barely able to open her eyes she tries to look at Kazuya. Which instantly brings forth laughter from her. In her squinting attempts Kazuya looks like some dark, blobbly figure from one of those horror movies she likes.</i> HAHAHAHA you look so cute without the fingers and feet man. <i>Laughing uncontrollably she accidentally triggers her focusing eyes and an aura of attraction emanates from her. Kisaragi also slams the side of the building a few times with her open fist to regain some sense.</i>

Recent topics

Phansite's Got Talent: 2019 Edition
<center><b>Episode I</b></center> <center><b>The Death of Phansite</b></center> <center>It is a dark time for the Phansite. Although rp has gotten the resurecc and the old gods remain dormant. Last post wins has lasted nearly an entire year signaling that the great dearth of activity is upon us. Valiant rpers and the random lurkers have taken to discord in a final bid to shore up defenses but it may be too late. </center> <center>Only one thing could save phansite from the dark side before the end of the decade ...</center> <center>A random talent show in some sweltering high school gym in Pennsylvania.</center>
Epic Mafia Battle
Hey people I decided to create a game of epic mafia and we still missing two players to start. If anyone wants to join just click this link: https://epicmafia.com/game/6532640?password=cdd48c29047bf8a8e4c6f1d68cc8394fec58aa40 and type in the password which is koro
Live Coverage of 2018
So since we all live in different time zones I thought it would be a nice idea to provide live coverage. That way we all have the ability to welcome the New Year together. Feel free to chat about New Year's activities on this thread and do the usual celebrations for this holiday~
The Threat of 2018
Everything seems to be in order~ {Kisaragi happily hummed to herself after having done yet another great job at hosting the New Year's Event. While nervous at first she soon found that the role of host was surprisingly much more fun then her agent made it to be. He told her again and again to be careful until Kisaragi swore she could hear his monotone voice in her dreams.} But I guess it's a sign he actually cares for me. {She amicably told the mini narrator in her head. No she is not crazy just very thoughtful. Anyway Kisaragi pulled out her phone and swiped through it as her feet touched the padded yellow carpet on the floor ...} {And her phone dropped with a resounding crack as the young idol was snatched from sight.}
1st Annual New Years Special
Welcome one and all to the first ever New Years special! Whooo!!! I'm your lovely host Momo Kisaragi and I will do my best to welcome the upcoming year with all of you! So wait for me fellow humans cause at : 12 Est 9 Pst 11 Cst 5 Gmt 6 Cet Today or should I say tomorrow. I will reveal a big fun surprise to everyone. So get ready folks cause this here event is gonna be good~ Make 2017 go out with a bang instead of a whimper! Carpe Diem! And any other ultra cool phrase fhat is out there.
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