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About me

Very real Inari

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before i forget
My fucking man
My last (and worst) shitpost
<quote user="Mona2">Fuck you too</quote> I lied, you were always one of my favorites. Stay strong King mwuah
reminder that sam still doesn't exist
Sometimes it feels like he’s still posting :’(
About the virus
Brain hurt. Post bad.
I need help, for real
<quote user="LilredRubes">Yea distractions aren't great but it's hard to do much of anything else yknow? But I'm trying my best to handle it, I'll get there eventually, thank you ❤️ <quote user="MRWATERNOOSE">hol up is this for real? ima kinda worried</quote> most certainly for real yea.. in hindsight I realize posting this probably was unwise and unnecessary, but yea</quote> No, it’s good to find help wherever you can. If this is a place you feel safe and comfortable saying this kind of stuff (which believe me, it takes a lot of courage to do, and I’m glad you did,) then it’s good that you do it. Putting your true emotions out there, no matter how rough they might be, is one of the biggest steps you have to take if you want to get better.
I need help, for real
I spent 8 years in a deep depression, and I know far too well what it’s like to feel like there isn’t a light at the end of the tunnel. Life is unapologetically brutal, but that doesn’t mean you have to let it beat you down. Happiness isn’t something you find over night. It can take a long time to feel the way you want to, but the second you get there, you won’t regret a second of anything before that. One day the moment will come when you see the raw beauty of yourself and the world around you, and you’ll know that everything will always be okay in the end. There’s no rush trying to ge there though. Remember that every single day is a new chance to work towards a better tomorrow, and there’s no need to punish yourself if it takes a long time. Eventually you’ll get there, and we’ll all be damn proud of you when you do. Think about it is way, anyone can climb a mountain, but it’s gonna take everyone a different amount of time. Some people might spend their whole lives trying to reach the summit, but there’s absolutely no shame in that. As long as you do your best to climb just a little bit higher up every day, then you’ll be living your life to it’s fullest, and there will always be someone who will help lift you back up if you fall a little, even if you can’t see them yet. Stay strong man. I mean I when I say that you can do this.
What’s your opinion of Akechi
I think that Akechi plays a critical role in presenting a moral dilemma for the player, and giving the player a reason to side with the Phantom Thieves. Don really get why people particularly love or hate him, but I think his presence adds a great dynamic to the game’s story.
Life doesn’t get any better than this
Lnari’s Top Ten Games of the Decade
I would also like to add that Persona 5 and Breath of the wild would have filled the number 2 and 3 spots respectively if I hadn’t set these rules for my list. 2017 was honestly such a good year for video games, that I could probably make a respectable “best of the decade list” that only has games from that year alone.

Recent topics

My last (and worst) shitpost
And if this site starts crashing I’ll be here wondering, did we get what we deserve? The ending of the site When I hit the refresh button I’ll be here hoping baby We got what we deserved The end, and if this site won’t wait Steal your heart, and take this Have you heard the news that we’re dead? Mona never had much nice to say I never really liked him anyway Oh take me to the Discord instead Wouldn’t it be grand if we never rp’d again And wouldn’t it be great if the site was dead Oh dead Oh fuck the moderators We wouldn’t tag our posts So we got what we deserved The ending of the site And if you move to Reddit Then we all know that you’ll get what you deserve The end, and if the site won’t wait Steal my heart, and take this Have you heard the news that we’re dead? It sucks to say goodbye, but hey The mods never liked me anyway Oh take me back to “Mm I’m in my bed” Wouldn’t it be grand to take Haru by the hand And wouldn’t it be great if the site was dead And in my observation During the sites duration Oversaturation never killed the threads But now we’re left with maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most Mishima can give? If this site ain’t just a joke Then why am I laughing? If this site ain’t just a joke Then why is this happening? If this site ain’t just a joke Then why are we laughing If this site ain’t just a joke Then why is it dead?
A site that stole my heart
My name’s Zack. I joined this site a few days after beating Persona 5 back in what I think was late April 2017, and over the past 3 and 1/2 years, I’ve yet to make a single funny post on this shitpost account. I was a miserable kid who had been struggling with shitty mental health for the majority of his life at the time. I was an admittedly pretty awful person Back then, and didn’t even have the brains to realize it. Taking advantage of capital “I’s” and lowercase “L’s”, looking identical in the font the site uses, I started messing with Inari, a frequent shitpoater at the time. The gag got stale pretty quickly, but I ended up sticking around and posting with relative frequency for awhile. For me, the Phansite was the only place I felt like I could escape the misery of my life at the time and live a different (admittedly pretty sad) one somewhere else. I never exactly made friends on the site. Hell, the users I had the closest connections with are all gone now, but this place meant so goddamn much to me back then. As time went on, after years and years of depression and two suicide attempts, I started to finally see the effects of all the years I had spent trying to get better. Over the course of summer 2018-summer 2019, I turned my life around and started chasing a dream I never knew I had. It felt like crawling out of a bottomless pit and seeing the rest of the world for the first time. As I grew up and got better, I started using the site less frequently, until I reached the point where I’d only check in about once every month. This time when I did that, I saw the unfortunate news that the site’s getting shut down, so I wanted to take a moment and say thank you to anyone and everyone who helped make those awful days back then a little be less awful. It seems ridiculous nowadays, but this site used to mean everything to me, and I still look back at my time here fondly. I’m a drastically different person than the “Lnari” I used to be, but I don’t regret any of the cringe shit I’ve posted throughout the years, because goddamn, it made me so happy back then. Anyway, I’ve rambled on for long enough, but if anyone who remembers me reads this, I just wanna give a genuine thank you to all of you. I hope you all can look back on the Phansite as fondly as I do.
An Intelligent Discussion About Dragon Ball
I fucking hate Yamcha so goddamn much. Every time I look at his stupid fucking scarred incel face, I end up punching my tv so hard it explodes. Oh my fucking god, I just finished the original series, and I’m 50 episodes into Z, and this motherfucker has given me ZERO reasons to justify why <spoiler>he shouldn’t stay dead after he died TO A FUCKING SAIBAMAN</spoiler> Goddamn, I would do anything to watch Tien break his legs a thousand times over again, each time hurting more than the last. WHY THE FUCK DO WE PRETEND HE’S ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE OTHER Z WARRIORS? <spoiler>HE COULDN’T WIN A SINGLE FUCKING MATCH AT THE WORLD TOURNAMENT AFTER THREE OPPORTUNITIES</spoiler> Honestly, I hope Bulma stomps on his nuts until they pop, so we don’t get any extra incels roaming this doomed fucking planet.
Lnari’s Demise pt 1
I just finished playing through the opening of Deadly Premonition for the first time, and I think I’m gonna continue to post about my experience with this game (if it’s okay with the mods,) because I can tell that this is gonna be something else. There are three major things thanks stuck out to me immediately, so I’ll run through them real quick. First, the graphics are laughable at best, and disturbing at worst. Secondly, it didn’t take much time for me to realize that a lot of love and passion actually went into this game and it’s been story. Whoever put this all clearly had a vision, a crazy stupid vision. Third, and most importantly, this game is utter horseshit. Almost every basic fundamental of this game is awkward, confusing, obnoxious, and sometimes uptight wrong. If any of it’s features were good, it would make the rest stick out as being especially bad, but somehow, its consistent awfulness actually becomes a little charming pretty quickly. As terrible as this game is, I can already tell that I’m on a have a fun time with it, for better or for worse. The writing is laughable; the voice acting is abysmal, and the characters are outright dumb, but it’s all so authentic and passionate that I can’t help but admire it a little. I’m not quite sure how I feel yet, but this might end up being quite the beautiful dumpster fire. If nothing else, it’ll be good for some cheap laughs.
Lnari’s game time (+recommendations)
Hey, so I’ve been killing a lot of my time playing games that I’ve had for awhile, but never got around to diving into, and I wanted to share my thoughts on a few of my recent favorites! •Golf Story Probably the biggest surprise of the bunch for me was just how much fun I had with Golf Story. With the graphical style and easy-going feeling of Stardew Valley, the quirky humor and clever writing of games like Earthbound and Undertale, and the simple but fun golfing mechanics you’d expect from a game like this, I can honestly say that Golf Story is one of the better RPG’s I’ve played lately. •Crypt of the Necrodancer Holy shit, I feel stupid for waiting so long to play this one. As a fan of dungeon crawlers like Binding of Isaac and Enter the Gungeon, as well as a sucker for rhythm games, Crypt of the Necrodancer is a no-brainer. It’s just as fun and exciting as it sounds, and quite difficult at times. This is a game for the patient man, but boy is it worth it if you’re a fan of this style of game. •Celeste Celeste is a game that I told myself I’d play back when it first came out, but I just never found the time for. I expected a challenging platformer akin to Super Meat Boy, but what I got blew me away. While you’ll certainly find yourself with difficult and precise jumps, and hundreds upon hundreds of deaths piled up afterwards, what really drives this game home for me is the narrative. Yes, it’s one of the best 2D platformers in recent memory, but it’s gameplay is equaled by a beautiful and simple story of overcoming anxiety, depression, and the ghosts of your past. No matter how hard it became o make certain jumps, I kept willing myself to push forward to see Madeline reach her goals, and as far as storytelling goes, this is one of the most simple and rewarding stories I’ve ever played through. Able to accomplish more in a few hours than most games can, this is an absolute masterpiece of retro-style games. I couldn’t recommend it enough. •Animal Crossing: Nee Horizons Obviously you don’t need to tell me to tell you how good the new Animal Crossing game is. I’ll keep this one short, because I know it’s been talked about to death, but it really is the perfect game to keep you sane during quarantine, •Superhot VR Superhot is by far the best action game I’ve played in VR yet. If you own a VR system, and you haven’t picked up Superhot yet, don’t waste anymore time, because it’s just as good as it’s hyped up to be. Superhot brings one of the most unique approaches to an action game I’ve ever seen, and takes full advantage of its VR environment. I’ve never played a game quite like it, and I’m happy to say that I’ve yet to regret the purchase of my Oculus Quest. •Shadow of the Colossus Remastered I remember a lot of people seeming disappointed when this game cane out, and I couldn’t tell you for the life of me why. If you’ve never played Shadow of the Colossus, this is undoubtedly the definitive way to play it. The updated graphics do wonders for the game’s sense of spectacle, and while it’s still about as janky as the original, it’s well worth your time and money to experience/remember one of the most important games of the PS2 era.
It’s over
The cum jar is full. I have no reason to continue.
Dear Phantom Thieves
Please come to Brazil!!!
Oh, You’re A Persona Fan?
Oh yeah? Name every registered sex offender.
A Request
Alright, I need every member of the Phansite to describe their boobs to me using ONLY a pic of them.
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