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A random thread because I'm funny and random, haha!
Haha yes, this DOES fit my gold standard of comedy. Congratulations Sarin, you just EARNED yourself a response!
Characters that you’d like to see in Smash
I should never have made this thread.
I'm Elmco and I have never kissed a girl
Just saw it, couldn’t recommend it more but there IS a scene where Joaquin Phoenix breaks character, stares at the camera, and proceeds to say the n-word.
Lnari Reviews: Joker (2019)
ALTHOUGH, if you want to see “Joker,” but can’t afford to buy a ticket at the moment, you can always just look in the mirror for 2 hours.
this is a meme
Still L.N.A.R.I.
<quote user="PhantomDove">I'm incredibly confused.</quote> https://youtu.be/c8GLSkbAboA
New User, Who Dis?
Persona 5 Spoiler zone
<spoiler>Theodore was the chipmunk getting the best head</spoiler>
Comedy thread
Phans of Reddi- I mean the Phansite, why are you here?
I only visit this site during the breaks between each can of Chef Boyardee Beeferoni I consume.

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A Beginner’s Guide to the Phansite
I’ve noticed throughout the time that I’ve been here that new users tend to be intimidated by the Phansite and it’s community. I joined the site during its relative infancy, when seemingly every user was in the same boat of co confusion, and I can see how now it must be difficult to find your footing in this jungle of incels and lesbians. So here I am today to offend Lnari’s official beginner’s guide to the Phansife! Step 1: Run. Get out while you can. For fucks sake, GET OUT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. Step 2: If you failed step 1, a good second step would be to distinguish yourself from other users. Let your personality shine! A good way to do this is by making an epic funny meme about Sans that NO ONE has EVER seen before. If that doesn’t seem up your alley, you can always literally just mention Archer’s name, and everyone will love and respect you immediately for engaging with the Phansite’s proudest creation. Step 3: RP is a wonderful way to express yourself without anyone judging. It’s a fun, easy way to make new friends, and most importantly, it’s a simple and effective way to ease your way into the first ring of hell, preparing you for the torment that you will inevitably encounter as you continue down the rabbit hole. Step 4: Just be Archer. This one may prove to be difficult if you’re not ACTUALLY Archer, but it never hurts to be an unstoppable force I nature that even the mods themselves have no choice but to bow on their knees for. Step 5: Be genuine! Here’s the part where you ignore everything I told you beforehand, and just be true to yourself! Trying to fit in with a community your unfamiliar with is really difficult. Thankfully, we’ve all been there at some point, and we understand how awkward it is at first. The best thing you can do is put your real personality out there, and I can promise you that this site and its community will accept you for who you are. At the end of the day, we’re all just a bunch of nerds with a little too much free time, and we’re always happy to meet more people like us. The Phansite’s really been a great place that I can come back to during the best and worst times in my life, and I know it can do the same for anyone else who has the patience to and courage’s to make this site their own!
Lnari Reviews: Joker (2019)
So there was a time in my life when I was such a pretentious Batman-loving douche, that I was firmly convinced that there was no way to present the Joker on screen to a wide audience and stay true to his character. As far as I was concerned, if it was different from the comics (with the exception of Mark Hamill and Heath Ledger’s interpretations,) it wasn’t worth my time. Since then, I’ve grown the fuck up, and realized that anyone can interpret any character however they want to. I might not always like it, but that doesn’t make any interpretation of a character any less valid than any other. However, in my book, there are still certain characteristics that make for a good Joker, and Joaquin Phoenix nails every one of them right on the head, and then continues to blow my expectations away with his entirely unique mannerisms and delivery. If nothing else, Joaquin Phoenix alone is enough reason for me to watch this movie. Unfortunately, the rest of the cast can’t compare. Now, that’s not to say that certain characters like Penny Felk and <spoiler>Thomas Wayne</spoiler> don’t have their moments to shine, but this movie understands that at the end of the day, Joker is the star of the show, and should pretty much always remain the center of attention. Joker might not be the most original story with the most exciting characters, but it shines not as a groundbreaking tale, as much as a refined and unique take on a story that’s been told by Joker writers for decades, the story of a psychotic cult of personality who believes he’s a tragic hero. While the reader/viewer understands that Joker is a monstrous shell of a human being, they are also encouraged to question their own sense of ethics and morality. “Joker” knows what it seeks to accomplish, and does it almost effortlessly at times. There are so many parts of this movie that could have been completely tasteless/unnecessary if handled poorly, but Joaquin Phoenix brings the gentle care needed to elevate this film to the level its trying to reach. All of this accompanied by a fantastic score and soundtrack, eerily stunning visuals, and wonderful attention to detail a pretentious yet satisfying and at times even stunning entry to the character’s discography.
Still L.N.A.R.I.
Reppin for imposters all across the world (still) Claiming best girl is Makoto (still) Taking the time to perfect the meme And I still got love for the scene It’s the L.N.A.R.I.
“Debate” over which house in FE: Three Houses is the best
Regardless of what you say, nothing will change the fact that Claude is the realest homeboy who ever lived.
You’re enjoying your daily can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni when you hear a knock at the door. You wait until you’ve eaten the last bite of Beefaron to open the door, only to find that whoever was knocking disappeared. You pay no mind to this oddity, closing the door and turning around to throw away your clean and empty can. You open the trash can, and to your surprise, it’s now filled with empty cans of Beefaroni. Suddenly, you hear what sounds like something rolling across your hardwood floor. You feel a small object hit the back of your ankle. You turn around and see yet another empty can of Beefaroni. You bend down to pick it up, but before you can get back to your feet, you get knocked down by an immeasurably powerful force. Looking up from the floor, you see who else but Chef Boyardee himself! You ask the Chef what he’s doing in your house. He responds with a warm smile, then proceeds to effortlessly pick you up and place you in your chair. He reaches into pulls a can of fresh Beefaroni out of his pocket, and feeds you his endless supply of Beefaroni for the rest of your days.
Characters that you’d like to see in Smash
Obviously it’s an overdone question, but I want you to throw realism aside for a second, and just think of ANY character from any game, and if you even think for a second “yeah, that would be crazy,” then go ahead and share. My tributes will be Monokuma, anybof the Castle Crashers knights, 2B from NieR: Automata, and maybe even Issac from Binding of Isaac. Obviously none of these characters are gonna be put in the game, but this isn’t a predictions thread.
Poetry with Lnari
Is the truth always morally right? Black kid killed Woman lied
Meal Time With Lnari
I would like to share a can of Chef Boyardee Beeferoni with all of my lovely Phansite friends...However, it appears that I have eaten all the Beeferonj on the site. Would any of you be kind enough to share their Beeferoni with me?
Why is no one talking about all the new Shovel Knight stuff?
Yacht Club Games announced 3 new Shovel Knight games, and I have heard NOTHING from anyone. This imposter is here to set things straight. You, as a member of the Phansite, are now LEGALLY REQUIRED to be excited about the new Shovel Knight games.
Lnari’s Show and Tell
Here you may present any piece of media you want, along with a single sentence describing why you chose your piece. I will present my piece first, as a gentleman does. https://youtu.be/z9J9vn1rCNQ I chose this video because haha funny squid penis.
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