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Lnari’s Top Ten Games of the Decade
I would also like to add that Persona 5 and Breath of the wild would have filled the number 2 and 3 spots respectively if I hadn’t set these rules for my list. 2017 was honestly such a good year for video games, that I could probably make a respectable “best of the decade list” that only has games from that year alone.
Lnari’s Top Ten Games of the Decade
2: Grand Theft Auto V (2013) I didn’t get the hype behind GTA. I had played through GTA IV well before this, and as much as I enjoyed it, I felt that there was still plenty of room for improvement. When GTA V came out, it broke every boundary, and set the standard for hey video game to come after it. It’s actually a relatively flawed game. The controls are weird at times, the game glitches far more than it should, and the online took YEARS to finally be as fun as it should have been from the beginning, but despite all that, there is NOTHING else like it. GTA V might just have the best writing and characters of any game ever made. The story is a sharp commentary of the American Dream, and that alone makes it woudth playing, but it’s the small things that make GTA V the masterpiece that it is. So much care is put into every last detail of this massive game. It’s been seven years now, and I’m still discovering new things, laughing at new jokes, and playing regularly with friends. If that isn’t the sign of a brilliant game, then I don’t know what is. 1: Super Mario Odyssey Super Mario Odyssey is the best video game ever made, and I say that with zero hyperbole. Mario has been the standard bearer for video games since the release of the original Super Mario Bros, and 35 years later, nothing has changed. Every single time I play Mario Odyssey, I feel like a young child. I’ve logged hundreds of hours into this game, and it’s still as magical as the first time I played. There’s no nostalgia that it brings back. There’s no flaws that I’m willing to overlook. There’s not even just respect for what it did “at the time.” Super Mario Odyssey is as close to perfect of a game as I’ve ever played. It’s a game about jumping, just like it always has been, but jumping has never been more fun. There are a million ways to move around these worlds, and every single one of them is exciting and fun. This game rewards you for experimenting and pushing its limits like no game I’ve ever played before. For now, in my eyes, Super Mario Odyssey is the panicle of what video games can be. It’s the most fun I’ve ever had playing a game, and probably the most fun I’ll have playing a game for years to come.
Lnari’s Top Ten Games of the Decade
5: Stardew Valley (2016) Stardew Valley is kind of an anomaly. There is next to NOTHING about this game that sounds fun on paper, but despite the hundreds of hours I’ve spent on my farms, ive never felt bored for a second of it. Stardew Valley is a rewarding experience, and one that requires a lot of patience. As I get older, I find it harder and harder to eat sucked into a game the way I used to as a kid, but Stardew Valley saw me burning days of my life away, both on my own and with friends, and I don’t regret a single second of it. This game would be a massive accomplishment for a AAA studio, but the fact that this whole thing was put together by one guy is something I don’t think we’ll EVER see the likes of again. 4: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018) Smash Ultimate is the the best fighting game ever made, and a sincere love letter to any and every game that came before it, especially Nintendo Ganesh I don’t need to tell you how good this game is. Anyone who is anyone has already gone off for hours about how great this game is. It’s a must-own not just for any Switch owner, but anyone who likes video games. 3: Shovel Knight (2014) This game just about came out of nowhere, and changed the idea of an indie game forever. While studios like Mojang and Insomnia have moved on to huge projects and big bucks, Yacht Club Games have remained exactly what they were since the beginning. A team of passionate, talented, and brilliant minds who pour their hearts and souls into this game almost six years later. Shovel Knight is the most well-rounded game I’ve ever played. No matter how many times I go back and replay each game (THAT THE DEVS LITERALLY GIVE YOU FOR FREE,) I never get bored. Shovel Knight excels in every department. There isn’t a single missed step in this game, and as the years go on, it only gets better. For my money, this is the best indie game ever made, and will probably remain the best for awhile.
Taking a break
Trust me man, we get it. Hope everything goes well for you! You’ll always have a home here.
Taking a break
Trust me man, we get it. Hope everything goes well for you! You’ll always have a home here.
Most Hated Bosses in Video Games
There’s something therapeutic about knowing that there’s another person out there who shares my hatred for Emna. I never even made it that far into Nioh. I just vividly remember the pain I felt fighting that bitch.
the toxic thread
https://i.imgur.com/B9fNjdI.jpg
Fuck
https://youtu.be/QvhjYtl_m7E
FFXIV gang
Just picked up a copy the other day. I haven’t played it yet, but I fully intend on diving headfirst into homosexuality when the time is right.
honest opinions
https://i.imgur.com/xHdHYLO.jpg Lay it on me

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A Request
Alright, I need every member of the Phansite to describe their boobs to me using ONLY a pic of them.
Lnari’s Top Ten Games of the Decade
Title says it all, but I’ll only be including one game for each year to keep myself from flooding the list with games from 2013, 2015, and 2017. 10: Borderlands 2 (2012) 2012 was easily one of the weakest years of the decade, but Borderlands 2 found a way to go above and beyond in a market that was STACKED with first-person shooters. The gunplay’s satisfying, the story is memorable, the characters are great, and the writing and graphics feel unique to the series. 9: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015) I was a big fan of The Witcher 2, and when the third installment of the series came out, I was actually a little down on it for more or less not being identical to the second. In retrospect, it’s a far superior game, with exciting combat, a brilliant story, and all around was one of the best RPG’s of the past 10 years. 8: Super Mario Maker 2 (2019) It almost feels unfair outing this game on the list, and I almost put in FE: Three Houses instead, but at the end of the day, it’s hard to argue with Mario Maker. Mario Maker 2 is just all the fun, excitement, creativity, and community o the first installment with some big fixes and additions. It’s a brilliant tool box that, when put in the right hands, can make for some of the most fun platforming levels you’ll ever play. 7: Batman Arkham City (2011) Let me get this out of the way, and say that Portal 2 was a better game. If I was making a best of the decade list, Portal 2 would hold this spot, but as someone who loves a good Batman story more than I love myself, I couldn’t leave out the best Batman game, and maybe even the best superhero game ever made. It’s a wet dream from start to finish for any fan of Batman, and video games as a whole. 6: Red Dead Redemtion (2010) Most would put the sequel in this spot instead, and they wouldn’t be wrong to do so. However, Red Dead Redemption will always hold a special place in my heart for all the good memories I have attached to it. From start to finish this game is a unique joy. I got as wrapped up in this game’s world, story, and characters as I have any other game I’ve ever played. It was truly something special at the time, and a game that still brings me right back to that place every time I load it up. (Continued)
A Decade Retrospective
So recently I went back and took a look at every Billboard year-end list of the decade to help decide my favorite hit songs of the 2010’s. I had a lot of fun doing it, and I wanted to see if any of you had suggestions on other subjects/media I could do a similar thing with.
GTA Online Ruined My Lifr
I have so many fucking games just piled up in my room right now that I’m not playing because I’m determined to get all the useless bullshit in this game. My friends and I WILL NOT put this shit down. Every single time I start to get into a new game, I get fucking summoned by the greater powers to help my friends complete some bullshit I’ve already done a hundred times. It’s a never-ending cycle of pain, and I fucking love it.
Which Pokémon is giving the best head?
Bitch, you KNOW that Jinx can vacuum succ that muthafucka
Hazbin Hotel is worth your time
It’s edgy, it’s vulgar, and at times borderline trashy, but if you can deal with that, then what you have is an astounding feat of independent animation. This 30 minute pilot is the proof this field has needed for decades that you don’t need a major studio to succeed in the animation industry. One of the most beautiful, ambitious, and all-around interesting pilots I’ve seen in ages came from a group of amateurs online who wanted to prove they could do it their way. Hazbin Hotel is one of the most exciting projects I’ve seen in years, and even if you don’t personally find it entertaining, it’s difficult, if not impossible to deny the passion, time, creativity, and talent that was put into this pilot. Never in my life have I seen such a professional pilot come out of a group of independent talent. Please, do yourself and the industry a favor, and take 30 minutes of your day to watch the Hazbin Hotel pilot on YouTube.
Mildly Sad Stories With Lnari
I lost half my money in GTA Online today because my delivery vehicle got stuck in a spot where it couldn’t move. Are there any tragedies you would like to share with the site?
Mmmm, I’m in your head
What the fuck is wrong with you? WHAT the fuck is wrong with you? What the FUCK is wrong with you? Who let this happen? What the fuck is a “yiff?” Oh my GOD I DON’T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT!!!!!
Lnarii Art!
Thought I’d do something fun where I draw whatever you guys request, and I’ll post my drawings in this thread, so give me your best!
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