i know, overused meme to call someone out on here, but it's not like i'm gonna use the copypasta
I've come to make an announcement. sarinman is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his ugly fucking meme dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This Big" and I said "That's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. sarinman you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE! THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOON!!!
Honestly sarinisalittlebitch, I question your intelligence.
You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention.
You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention.
You try to pull our attention becuase it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through.
Your low quality posting also tells me that your intellectual though process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my "non-existent" testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means.
The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shit posting was.
Come back to me later when both of your testicles drop, you have a few more years on you, and you experience the world outside of the basement you dwell in. Soon you will learn that mother's hotpocks (assuming you even know what the love of a mother even is) is not sufficient to survive on, and for the love of god, it's not called a fedora
"Never underestimate a Meme Killer's potential," says sarinisalilbitch from somewhere with a sinister chuckle.
"Even when I'm not using sick roasts." Again, sarinisalilbitch used a holo-projector to trick Sarin into thinking he was waiting in the open, so all his alts grab is thin air. However, the bad copypastas would phase in and knock his alts away before bludgeoning Sarin.
Once Sarin's had enough, sarinisalilbitch would recall the bad copypastas and cut open his chest, removing his heart.
"In the words of the our lord and saviour," deadpans sarinisalilbitch, staring Sarin in the eyes and severing his aorta.
A large spurt of blood coats sarinisalilbitch from head to toe as he discards the heart, destroys the loser with several shots from his memes, and walks straight into Hell itself, which is actually the tunnel sarinisalilbitch used to enter the arena.
Before he disappears... "bad copypastas," he says. "Use the Rosie one. Eviscerate this weakling. Leave no particle behind." The paragraph shocks the corpse to the point where Sarin is charred beyond recognition before being recalled.
I respect your long shitposting rp so what I'm gonna do is type one short sentence.
lol stealing someone eles roasts how original
Psyche with the high IQ roasts and completely missing the joke
Elmco, I acknowledge this was done as a joke, but you can't make user accounts that are directly designed to flame another user.
(edited by Joker)