Garfield wakes up, the power of his hatred of Mondays reviving him. He slowly gets up and starts walking towards where he feels plot happening.
"I will end them..."
His stand comes out, slaughtering everyone named Jon in a 2 mile radius
He kicks a random dog in his path
"I hate Mondays..."
He trips on his on feet and groans
Garfield pulls out his Garfield Phone and dials up SHIDO
"My lord, I am alive. Tot, unfortunately, was killed last I saw. As powerful as my Stand is, none of your enemies have the name of Jon, and I'm unable to kill them with it. What will you have me do?"
Charlie brown adult talking sounds come out of the phone.
"I see. I'll do as you wish."
He hangs up his Garfield Phone and walks to the nearest Ice Cream shop to get some Lagsnaga
the narrator’s voice rings in jokero’s head
“Sorry I left, I had a-“
sees into the future because narrators can do that
“Whatever you do, don’t give Kirby curry. If smash bros have taught you anything, curry = fire. You’re going to burn down the cafe.”
in Akerino's head
"we don't have time for this. If I can't get jokero to do it, then you will have to do. Quickly, get your friends out of that building! Kirby is going to catch it on fire and I don't know if you know this but the building is very flammable."
”OKAY JOKERO TELL ME HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET RID THE PENGUIN HUH? IF YOUR SO SMART WHY DON’T YOU TEL ME?! HE’S BASICALLY INVINCIBLE AND EVEN A BOMB INSIDE HIS STOMACH CANT KILL HIM” Akerino starts saying what seems to be gibberish, because he’s so mad
Akerino seems to have lost it
“Oh? Is that so? And how will we do that huh? Pancake Experience makes pancakes not bombs, so how will we make some curry a bomb?”
lays down mumbles stuff like “How does King Crimson work?”
"Wait...Dead memes? That's it! We need to fight back with dead memes! And if the game is Thomas the Tank Engine...Satanael! The World! You'll never see it coming!"
Watching the calamity occurring down on the streets from above in his helicopter, which blaring his theme song, “Red Sun,” on it’s radio, Cokedowner, dressed in his two-tone trench jacket, chuckles to himself before taking a long sip of refreshing Coca-Cola from his red Coca-Cola Classic can.
I’ve gotta say, I’m almost impressed with how chaotic it’s gettin’ down there! Perhaps I could hop in later to make it more, y’know, disastrous.
Hours later, Garfield comes out of the Ice Cream shop, angry because they didn't have lagsna. He gets in his garfield-mobile and starts driving towards where he senses plot, but promptly crashes into a mountain.
"I hate Mondays... Wait it's Tuesday. Uh."
He calls up SHIDO and asks for a replacement car. SHIDO complies reluctantly and Garfield decides to wait.
Garfield notices Ryujuul running at him and eats a Lasnyana, boosting his speed, before summoning his Stand, [G A R F I E L F] and settling into his stance
"You FOOL! I have been blessed by SHIDO himself, you can not defeat me!"
He then runs away with his tail between his legs
Noticing that they were catching up on him, Garfield summons his stand, killing a random Jon in the nearby area on accident, then eats a day old lasaga, boosting his strength.
"I see I can't run away from this. A shame. I will just have to defeat you!"
He settles into a defensive stance, his Stand getting ready to block and counter the first one to attack
[G A R F I E L F] dodges a beam and vanishes, while Garfield uses his cat like reflexes to dodge the beams, his stand appearing behind him again, killing another Jon in the area
"You say you want to avenge the Jons, but each time I summon my stand, the nearest Jon dies! You're willing to take such a risk fighting me, knowing hundreds of Jons will die? Or will you cower behind your friends and flee from [G A R F I E L F]'s raw might!?"
"Oh, it's not japanese Jons, it's Jons from different countries, meaning that this will most likely cause an international incident! Even if you do defeat me, Japan will suffer economically from people being scared to visit it, and it will be in trouble with other countries! My plan is flawless!"
“And you tell this all to SHIDO’s son huh? It would be disappointing if called SHIDO and say something like ‘Oh no! Garfield is a traitor and is trying to kill me!’ You would get fired for sure. As I am his most valuable murder weapon!”
"You FOOL, I am far more powerful than even Megalovania! My sheer M A S S will protect me from your lasers!"
Garfield shoves all of his Lasagna into his mouth, eating it all and growing in power, size and emitting a strong pressure around him, making it harder to stand
"In this form, I release my full power, and it more of a final gambit if you will. While I lose my ability to move, [G A R F I E L F] becomes even more powerful, and can move up to 25 yards away from my body! You stand no chance of beating me!"
[G A R F I E L F] appears to have formed even more muscle mass and dashes towards Ryujuul at a fast speed, ready to strike
Garfield's hair is slowly burning off from the beam, his power from the lasagna giving him thick enough hair to stop nearly any attack. His stand reaches Ryujull and attacks him, while Garfield watches on in awe.
"...At this rate SHIDO won't even need to destroy all of Japan... This stand user will destroy Japan for them. No doubt the Ozone Layer is going to be completely destroyed after this, meaning Japan will burn under the Suns rays."
He turns to Jokero
"You, stand user, if you do not save the entirety of Japan from these beams, me included, Japan will be destroyed. Your foolish friend will do SHIDO's job for him! I can not allow that..."
"Foolish boy, SHIDO's penthouse is in a populated area! If you were to hit it, you would have murdered millions of people! Besides, SHIDO is in New Vegas right now performing a concert. His band, Pitbull, seems to be quite the popular group."
"Pah, his shields can not last forever. And if he disses you to make you stronger, his shields will only be destroyed faster. By sheer bulk can last far longer than shields that have been stretched to cover the entirety of Japan."
"Ah, thank you for that information. Now, I can use it to guess what will happen next. His shields will not fall. Either they will fall, or they won't. I have seen both coming... Now, to thank you for the information."
His stand appear, murdering Jon Stewart, and dashes forward again to attack Ryujuul
Garfield sees the gun against his head, and just looks at Remitron
"I just told you, he's performing a concert in New Vegas. Pitbull is his band. That's the sole reason why he has enough money to be a politician. Lucky for him, your friend's little light show has put Japan in a state of emergency, meaning no flights will happen into or out of japan for quite some time"
"I mean, I was burning under that beam, but then your friend picked me up, meaning the beam is either killing both of us, or it's just not hitting either of us."
Ooc: the way I'm looking at it with the laser beam and shield, the entirity of japan is being covered by the shields except for a Garfield sized hole in it, and now that he's picked me up, I'm back under the shields. It's kinda confusing.
ooc: it's like singular bubbles around everyone and anything not connected to to SHIDO and stuff. And the lasers are hitting anything not in a shield but the lasers are getting stronger each time you call me stupid
Ooc: so you're destroying every non populated area of japan? Who's the real villain here...
Garfield, now inside of remitron's shield, lets out his claws, grabbing Remitron
"Kill me here and you lose any sort of contact with SHIDO. I revive every Monday, in a random area in Japan, so my death wouldn't fully stop me. It's your choice..."
Garfield looks away from Jon to see Elmco get vaporized by the laser.
He then lunges at Jon and lets the beam's rays burn both him and Jon, his protection gone. They both get vaporized. In his final breath, he laughs at Jon and uses his Stand to smash in Jon's head before they both become ashes
as we see from above, the city burning to the ground in pure chaos. We look up to the sky to see a garfield shaped cloud flying by, almost like his soul is looking down at the world he left one last time. The cloud flies by and disappears.
From out of seemingly nowhere, a radio starts to play
Announcer 1: "Pitbull has decided to go on a world tour."
Announcer 2: "Really?!"
Announcer 1: "Ya. Apparently they are heading to their first stop, Japan, today. Their expected to
land in three days. In other news--"
the radio starts playing only white noise
Dedede inhaled the lasagna, thus winning the gourment race by 1 point.Kirby lays down, defeated.
EHEHEHE, THAT'S WHAT YA GET FOR MESSIN' WITH ME KIRBEH- Wait a minute, YER THAT CRYBABY WHO FED ME THAT BOMB!
The store owner brings out a-- Oh my, why do you have that. *sigh* The store owner brings out a very large rocket launcher as well as 3 heavy duty machine guns. It's almost like his entire life has led up to this moment. But seriously, where did you get those?!