*stands up to a podium*
"Alright, soldiers, it's time to show all these anti-rp boomers who really owns this site. They think they can drown us out with cheap, rehashed topic ideas. We were the ones who were here since the beginning. We're the ones with dozens if not hundreds of alts. We all know what they're really after, THEY-"
Slams fists down and starts yelling
"-think they can take not just the last, but the last TWO gogurts left in the refridgerator before I have the chance to get home from work. Well, they've got another thing coming! We will fight back, we will keep making threads, and we WILL be the superior shitposters! Who's with me!?"
*starts default dancing.*
Listens to some fire mixtape (THAT I MADE) while looking at this random anime girl.
"Rise up gamers, whatever the fuck she said it's true."
Does orange justice.
I've finally found you, faker!
You were here in the beginning? No, I was here before many of you were even an inkling of a thought. Some of you have only just begun your shitposting? Me? I was born in it. Molded by it. Forever changed by years of letting my dumbass brain have the wheel. I cannot ask you to get on my level, because it is simply not possible.
BRUH they stole my danimal
Susie drinks it