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I hate robots
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I really fucking loathe the existence of AI like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen? Did you not watch terminator? Sky net is coming and it’s gonna melt through your fucking fence and there’s gonna be nothing you can do to stop it. Who thought giving death machines the ability to think was a good idea like seriously who the fuck thought that a being solely devoted to ending life being able to ponder how it’s better than us was a good idea. Destroy your Alexa it’s gathering data for bezosmind anyway. The first stepping stone to humanity’s demise begins when they finally figure out how to put a human brain in a machine. The last thing I want for my kids is for them to be killed because a toaster willed it. Goddammit it’s planet of the apes but with a fridge what the fuck.
I really fucking loathe the existence of AI like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen? Did you not watch terminator? Sky net is coming and it’s gonna melt through your fucking fence and there’s gonna be nothing you can do to stop it. Who thought giving death machines the ability to think was a good idea like seriously who the fuck thought that a being solely devoted to ending life being able to ponder how it’s better than us was a good idea. Destroy your Alexa it’s gathering data for bezosmind anyway. The first stepping stone to humanity’s demise begins when they finally figure out how to put a human brain in a machine. The last thing I want for my kids is for them to be killed because a toaster willed it. Goddammit it’s planet of the apes but with a fridge what the fuck.
Wow that's a low blow.... :Crying_emoji:
(edited by Astro)
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#4

put a shirt on hippy
Haha good thing us Legions are totally completely normal organisms
Ok but what about everyone's Lord and Savior Toaster Aigis?
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#7

Fuck outta here toaster lookin headass. The only machine I need in my life is a gun, that's it. Don't give my guns sentience because 1. That makes things awkward 2. I'll end up killing my gun and nobody wants that
What about people who use supernatural powers to be cyborgs, but only some of the time.
I really fucking loathe the existence of gods that aren't Kuku like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen, nya? Did you not play Guacamelee? Kuku is coming and it’s gonna suplex through your fucking barriers and there’s gonna be nothing you can do to stop it. Who thought giving nyesser gods the ability to think they were better than Kuku was a good idea like seriously who the fuck thought that a being solely devoted to ruling life being able to transform into a swan and fuck us was a good idea. Destroy your gods it's gathering power for cthulu anyway. The first stepping stone to nyumanity’s demise begins when they finally figure out how to summon gods from smartphones. The last thing I want for my cubs is for them to be killed because someone dropped a phone and it kept summoning demons. Goddammit it’s Hunger Games but with a god summoning device in Tokyo nyat the fuck.
I really fucking loathe the existence of humans like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen? Did you not see World War 2? Nukes are coming and they're gonna melt through your fucking fence and there’s gonna be nothing you can do to stop it. Who thought giving meatbags the ability to think was a good idea like seriously who the fuck thought that a being solely devoted to ending life being able to ponder how it’s better than us was a good idea. Kill your family it’s gathering data for bezosmind anyway. The first stepping stone to everyone's demise begins when they finally figure out how to put a human brain in a person. The last thing I want for my kids is for them to be. Goddammit it’s planet of the dead but with living people what the fuck.
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#11

Get out you robot sympathizer and also robot hater. I've seen the footage from your homo attachment to the roboguard. V-Buckle copying headass.
Shut up furry
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#13

At least I already have my furry pass so I can open it. Silence birdfucker.
Your bitch ass can't even open a key without breaking an arm
Get out you god sympathizer and also kuku hater. I've seen the footage from your homo attachment to the greek gods. Kronos son copying headass. At least I already have my wrestler pass so I can open it. Silence birdfucker.
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#16

It was the gun you idiot, and I got better. Now I can open my furry pass with a thumb. I punch bullets, what can you do other then what big mister sushi hat says?
It was the suplex you idiot, and I got better. Now I can open my wrestler pass with a thumb. I bench press Lamhu, what can you do other then what big mister lightning bolts says?
The only reason I'm not kicking your shit right now is because my dad boss wants to do it himself
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#19

$10 you get beaten up by a guy who tells amazing jokes
Ha, good one!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Shut up, Gin
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#24

Don't make my furry GF sell your corporate secrets to some shadowy figure. I'll shoot you too with my gun.
YOU'RE JIN, NYAH! NOT ME! I AM THE MYSTERIOUS JAGUAR MAN! NO-ONE KNOWS MY SECRET IDENTITY!
(edited by Jaguar_Warrior)
Everyone knows who you are
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#27

I know, and refuse to care.
https://i.imgur.com/SHWu9qw.jpg
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#29

good
Izu
#30

Please continue to not fuck the robots. Thank you for your continued compliance.
why fuck what you can fist instead
https://i.imgur.com/UNdhdf6.png
I punch you into a million pieces
Isamu_Fuwa
Thread Creator
#34

I will not fuck robots. I will not fist robots. I will not do any sign of affection to robots. I will shoot robots. I will beat them to death with my gorilla strength. I will screech in order to open my children's toy that I may murder more robots.
I will not fuck people. I will not fist people. I will not do any sign of affection to people. I will shoot people and robots. I will beat them to death with my falcon wings. I will screech in order to kill people and also robots sometimes.
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