Just A Normal Park
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The sun is shining, dimensions are crossing, and the park is the perfect place for these beings to fight, chill, talk, argue, whatever. Nice field, trees, pond, benches, fountain and the likes.
*Isla walked into the park normally. She walked over to the pond and stared at the fish.*
Why is there an announcer in the middle of the park...?
I tell Ryuji for the 50th time, “I’M NOT A CAT!”
(edited by Mona9)
Isla looked over to Mona and Ryuji. She stood up while her eyes started to glow in excitement.
Oh my god!! Is that a cat?!
(edited by ita-Isla)
*Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's JAGUAR MAN!!!*
YES! I AM A CAT! NYA HA HA!
The announcer spun on it's pole before bending over to Isla.
"That is clearly not a cat! And you there!"
The announcer spun around and swung over to Jaguar warrior.
"You are clearly not a man!"
NYOU FOOLISH KEVIN! I AM BOTH MAN AND JAGUAR!
*JAGUAR WARRIOR laughs at the announcer for being foolish*
What? That is clearly a cat! The ears, mouth, body, and tail all say so and...
Isla looked at the Jaguar Warrior.
I... don't know what that is. But he's right!
I am a JAGUAR! and a GOD! and a WARRIOR! AND A WRESTLER!!!!!!!!!!!
My My My! You forget that this is a Normal Park, not a park of lies!
The announcer slumped before standing up straight.
Now now, it would especially weird Gin for the Normal Park to break the fourth wall. Only up to three is allowed in the Normal Park!
*Gin removes his Jaguar Warrior disguise.*
You suck, Kevin.
If you are all of those things then why does it only say Warrior?
Isla asked the Jaguar Warrior God Wrestler
And, I didn't lie! Ryuji also said he's not a cat!
You are going to soon find out that Ryuji isn't a reliable source of anything but fan fiction...
The announcer shivered as he said this.
However, I am glad to see you show Gin! It is truly becoming a Normal Park now!
Allow me to repair the fourth wall for you
*Gin bowed to the announcer before somehow repairing the fourth wall he broke.*
Where were we? Ah yes. This is a very nice park.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
Isla curled in a ball after seeing a woman appear then suddenly disappear from reality.
THIS IS NOT A NORMAL PARK
Yes. A very nice normal park with a very nice crazy person screaming to thin air.
no no no! This is a normal park! Be like Gin over there and admire the amazing normal-ness of this park! No monsters, fake cats, fourth wall breaks, glitches in the system, Circes or anything of the sort can be found here
The announcer nervously hopped happily around the people of the park.
Isla slowly uncurled after hearing the announcer.
u-um... I guess that's true... I've only seen real cats, and Circe isn't here...
The announcer hopped in front of Circe trying to block her with it's slender pole.
haha! Nope, nothing to see here! Just a normal park!
Nope. Nothing is real. Everything is fine. Reality is a lie. Freedom is slavery.
W-what? I thought I saw...
Isla looked behind the announcer to find no one.
I thought... Maybe I need slee...?
Y-Yes! Sleeping is completely normal for a Normal Park! Yes, go ahead! Sleep!
The announcer looked around almost to make sure that Circe wasn't nearby.
Sleep. SHould be fine. Unless it rains.
*Gin glances to one side.*
Or Circe shows up to devour your soul
But it should be fine
That doesn't sound safe... are you sure that it's ok for me to just sleep in your park? It feels kinda rude...
Isla also looked around.
And she might show up...
Don't worry! Even if she does, what could she do in the NORMAL PARK?
Yes. This is a very normal park.
*Gin points off to the side. A strange man in blond is draggin a large, spike covered wall along. He's eating ice cream. The wall also has ice cream.*
Like that guy is a very normal guy with a very normal girlfriend.
Isla squinted her eyes to the sky before laying on her back.
Yeah... I guess your right...
Isla started to close her eyes.
Ah! She's actually falling asleep! Stop looking the man eating ice cream with a wall and do something!
OH ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T SLEEP
The announcer poked Isla with it's pole.
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I could but I don't want to
Isla rubbed the spot where she was poked.
Don't poke me with your pole... I feel like I heard a voice. Gin did you hear a voice?
outside sources have informed me of the dangers of sleeping in a very normal no-voices inside-your-head park.
The announcer said calmly.
In this totally normal park? A ghostly voice? Nope.
An angel approaches in the distance, a trail of fire forming behind her as she runs at the speed of light. She screams at the top of her lungs.
"HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POWER OF LOOOOOOVE!"
She then suddenly appears next to Isla and supplexes her, the momentum causing her head to tear through the ground beneath it and plant itself deep within the dirt.
dish is nah a norbal park.
Isla said beneath the dirt. Isla bent her hips forwards and bounced off the ground. She patted her short black hair and spilt out the dirt in her mouth.
who dares uwu the Isla- OH MY GOD IS THAT AN ANGEL?!
Isla walked in a circle around Flonne, her eyes sparkling.
Oh my god! You're so cute!! I'm pretty sure you nearly killed me at the speed of light, BUT YOU'RE SO CUTE.
Still Alive! *I walk around the park*