Hello citizens! It has been a while since I've last been around! In my recent looks around I've seen some people asking the Phantom Thieves to change people's hearts. Well stop, they are dumb and can't do anything right! So instead, ask me, Kamoshidamn, to change their hearts! If you aren't convinced about my greatness, well let me lay it down for you!
1. Look at my muscles, none of those Phantom thieves got anything on my muscles. Flexes
2. Their leader is a twink, look at him and then look at my muscles! He is like small bug! Flexes x2
3. They are overrated! Flexes x3
4. I am a Hero! They are menaces to society! They do vile things to change hearts! While all I have to do is flex and beat them up! Flexes x4
So there you have it! I am a much better person to ask about changing hearts! And if there are any women out there in need of a change of heart, well you let Kamoshidaman know!
Thank you for your time citizens!
You should come to me instead.
I'm all about making people happy.