The Great UwU War
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The year is 2037. The world has seen hell and back. No one knows where they came from, but in mere months every continent was brought to it's knees. All but one, a single state in the US. The White House was turned into a fort, bullets hailing from all sides. They were coming, and, so far, the countless mines, bombs, and fire did a great job in simply slowing them down.
The president was standing before you know. He had sweat across his face and wrinkles. He sighed, trying to fix the mess of grey hair he had. Finally, after the echo of explosions and gun shots died down he turned to you.
"Bombs don't work. You cut off a limb and they keep charging. They are immune to poison. They can attack in high heat and cold. They can run and swim as fast as a car. They can jump three times their height. Cutting off their head stops them for a while but... if another is near by they can remake it with the pieces ;eft and fucking dirt. I've heard you people have... "special" abilities. I'd never do this if those things didn't make me rethink my faith. God may be great, but those things aren't his angels. I'll give anything you want. Please..." The man hung his head down and clenched his fist. "Save this country! They are right at our doorstep!"
"Pay? I'm just going to do my job."
The soldier adjusted his helmet and looked out the window. He had spent so much time on the front lines he never heard of what was happening to the rest of the world. This isn't a big problem. Though, there is one problem.
"The whole unstoppable force and head being put back together worries me. Is there any known way to kill them?"
"Only one showed up..." The president whimpered looking at the Nameless Soldier. He turned to the window and resolved himself. "Very well. If that's all we have, then that's what we'll work with. Alright then Soldier, you'll do your country proud."
The double doors opened and a group of people came in. A Segrent, a woman, and a man with a computer. All dressed in uniform.
"Ok! He's the surroundings. After years of cultivating the area there plenty of dense forests around the White House. You'll be given a map of the area and how to avoid the traps." The woman said pointing to the board.
"I suggest if you find any bastards aim for the legs." The sergeant said pointing to his prosthetic arm. "It's the only reason I got away. If you got that, destroy the head and rip out their heart, doesn't matter the order. And make sure there are no pieces. Fire works well, but they'll keep attacking until they die. "
"You'll be given all the weapons necessary: incendiary grenades, explosives, hollow bullets and more." The man with the laptop said looking at the window nervously.
"Don't worry about them reaching the White House. He have enough to kill one or two of those things at a time. Any more than that and we might have a problem." The president said before looking down. "Any questions?"
"None at all."
No HVT or special requirements. Just search and destroy. Perfect The soldier nodded and looked at the window.
"Alright, may I leave now?"
"I won't ask your ability. Just leave through the front door. We'll be waiting for the good news." The president said pointing to the front door.
The rest of the people got busy working.
Time to start hunting. Without a word the man walked through the front doors and looked around.
While the soldier walked out his earpiece would start to fuzz. The woman from the room he just left would come through.
Woman: Hello? Is this going through? My name is Alice and I'll be guiding you through the area and spots you should defend at all cost. I suggest walking forward and seeing from the horizon how many soldiers are coming our way. Our intel say it should just be squad.
Hm? Ah, this should make things easier.
"Yes, I can hear you. I'm going forward right now."
The nameless soldier ran forward in a jog until he saw the horizon.
The forest was quiet and full with life. Birds chirping while the sunset made orange light go heavenly through the leafs. The leafs crunched under the nameless soldier while he ran to see the horizon.
When the soldier reached a place he could see the horizon he would see the green spotted hills on the other side.
Hm, if it's just a squad then maybe I can't see it from here. That's not better though. If each of these guys are as strong as they say not seeing them is more dangerous.
"Hey Alice, I don't have a visual. Maybe they aren't from this direction."
*Sitting in a tree, MUSE pouts.*
[Error Noise] id10ts 4nd ThE1r dUMb 5peAKiNg patT3Rns. Wh0 c4m3 up w1th thIS StUp1d [Error noise]? G3h. H4v3 t0 FIX my v0C4l sY5TEms.
Alice: What? Our reports said they should be in this direction...
While Alice started yelling at someone the soldier saw that one of the green spots on the hill was lower than before. Actually, if he squinted, he saw that the green spots on the hill was slowly moving forward.
Hm? Oh... oh shit.
"Alice, I'm requesting that you bomb the hills on the horizons. Every single one. I can see roughly... over 300 probably on them."
Alice: What?! Alright, I'm sending a request to HQ.
Shortly after, MUSE and Nameless Soldier heard the large rumbling noise in the air. A large fleet of planes appeared in the sky. They circled around the hills before small dots fell from them.
Then, a second sun showed up on the hills. MUSE and Nameless Soldier saw the blast of orange then a wave that shook the trees slightly. All the birds that were chirping before flew away in fear. The ground was shaking.
*MUSE mutters. Her form glitches.*
Ah, that's a bit better, yo. Anyhow, this is lookin to be getting a bit off kilter.
The Soldier crouched down and looked away from the blast when it exploded to protect his eyes. When he felt the blast he turned back to see the results of the bombs. Wow they responded very quickly. I guess that just shows how seriously they are taking this.
"Nice, that at least should wipe out half."
Alice: sigh Alright that's good.
The blast died down, the hills were now black with dust on the air around it like a fog. After a while Soldier heard beeping on Alice's side.
Alice: Soldier! There's still a lot left! The blast took care of a lot of them but there's roughly 20 coming towards you at high speeds! They'll be there in 5-7 minutes.
Well, good luck with that, yo. This ain't my problem.
*MUSE glitches out and teleports to a safe distance.*
Of course, there's no way that the bombs will take care of all my problems. If that was the case they wouldn't need me to be here.
"Ok, I'll set up here."
Soldier kneeled down and pulled out a rifle. He aimed his scope straight forward. He tried his best to make sure nothing escaped his eyes.
Alice: They are a mile away from you now and fast approaching.
The animals in the forest started to flee. The sound of birds flying away, cats and other animals starting to run. Even the bugs on the trees and grass began to fly away.
Alice: They are now a block away.
Even though MUSE was far away they would still feel a pit in their stomach. The feeling like something bad was going to happen. Like a tiger looking at a baby through glass. You weren't in danger, but the feeling didn't go away.
Alice: They... are now right at the edge of the forest.
Soldier started to hear the sound of footsteps, sets of heavy ones and twos. Soldier started to hear the faint sounds of a chant.
????: One two three!
????: One two three!
Alice: They are... now in the forest.
Soldier tightened his grip on his gun and wavered for a moment. Didn't they just get bombed? They really are battle-hardened.
"I hear you Alice. Give me as much information as frequently as you can please."
Alice: Understood. They are all heading straight in as a group.
Soldier started to hear the passing conversation while they got louder.
????: Is this the last of them? I can't wait, we'll finally be free!
????: Stop being so happy! I get happy when you're happy, so I can't focus!
????: Sowwy... (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ
????: Boss! Boss! I can smeww someone ewse! OwO they muwst've uwse Tide.
????: Me too! He's over here, let's head there!
Alice: Ack! Soldier, they are all heading your direction! Get to cover!
*If MUSE had a stomach, then maybe she would feel something. But as it stands, she just looks really annoyed at the UwU soldiers.*
I mean, there are worse things for these dudes to be cryin out but it's still pretty damn stupid.
Smell? Even doing laundry can give away where I am? The more I see them in action the more I understand how the world was reduced to what it is by them. Soldier exhaled and steadied his aim.
"They are heading towards me? Perfect."
Alice: Soldier?! Do you have a plan?
The rumbling continued. The trees and bushes ahead of Soldier started to rustle until finally, it stopped. Leafs moving gently in the wind could be heard, it was that quiet.
Alice: Did something happen Soldier? They stopped moving.
Then, all at once, four people shot out of the bushes right in front of Soldier. They landed five feet away from him, standing at attention.
????: Hewwo! Are you with the hoomans???
The one that asked first had orange long hair and rolled up her uniform's sleeves. She didn't wear a helmet, letting her dog-like ears hang freely.
????: I can't tell with his mask on...
This was a boy with a thin body and just overall looking weak. His uniform wasn't even the right size, it was slightly too big. His helmet had holes in them to expose his small blue cat ears.
????: Nya Nya maybe we could just rip off the mask?
The one that said that was a woman with black short hair but had red cat ears and tail.
????: Hey! That's not how we ask nicely... (▰˘︹˘▰)
The one who lectured the black haired girl was a grey haired boy with fox ears.
They all started to argue, almost forgetting Soldier.
Orange Girl: Oh! OwO we wost a wot of membews in that bomb stwike, buwt wuwckiwy aww the ewite membews suwwvived. Do u know whewe those pwanes went new fwiend? UwU i'm going to peew theiw eyewids centimetew by centimetew! OwO
Alice: Soldier what's going on? The readings say that the enemy is right in front of you.
"For My Neutral Special, I WEILD A GUN!!!!
(edited by Samuel1364)