In [City] there was a sudden Cafe that showed up, it definitely wasn't there before. Walking inside can see a smol rat dragging a body behind a wall, with a giant rat the size of a person, both rats looking extremely high. The giant rat would then say:
"Oh, welcome to the rat cafe, where theres no ratd only hamburgers."
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He walks in singing
“ Rats, rats, we're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats”