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You are Atsuro Kihara, epic hacker. Suddenly, someone on the internet uses a bunch of slurs against you. >how do you respond?
Say the gamer word to assert dominance
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#3

You rolled a 15. You successfully say the gamer word, but the person on the internet somehow isn't greatly offended by it. They then accuse you of being a cheater for some reason and claim that they will get you banned somehow. >how do you respond?
I’m gonna ask the nearest person to hold my beer before hacking the thing to ban myself
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#5

You rolled a 16. You were successful in banning yourself. And, as is standard, your ban is made a hot topic of the site. Various topics are made about it, mostly by shitposters and trolls. However, after awhile the owner of the site caught on and unbanned you, banning you again as punishment. You are now banned. >how do you respond?
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#8

You roll a 4. You fail to unban yourself and the site implodes with drama in the meantime. It is now taken off the internet with the fact that you got banned not on your own terms is immortalized. Lucky for you, you still have 4chan and a very secure vpn. >what do you do?
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