Mishimadmin, one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can think at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all he's Poland colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Phansite universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven", because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the site even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner somewhere in the world, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Phansite characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to choke me too hard through the screen because HERE WE GO!
[I run at very fast speed after presenting.]
Number 10. Try this question on for size. Who stalks and berates Kazuo all the time and wields an annoying voice thing? Why it's Sana of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a big jacket, and when have you ever seen one big, very smooth giant eyeball of hair floating besides a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Sana is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts turbo assaulting people verbally.
Who's at number 9? It's this scary mod girl from a distant world. Hifumod, from Elm's Discord. She arrived on the site to deliver a scary message saying that you shouldn't be stupid right before banning you. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop being idiots and focus on the real matter at hand, which is not being dumb as you get banned. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Elmco's friend, something Elm needed for a long while.
Numero Ocho (Spanish)
Numero Ocho. Phansite RP's resident mother, Kokoro. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that her armor doesn't really covier a lot of her vitals. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in God Complex: Out of Time, she beat the crap out of Kazuo Takahara so hard for getting in her way he practically died.
What number's next? Seven, of course. Shinami Gracidea from The Papilon's Deathly Wings. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her technical IQ is equal to Tea's. She also happens to be the less useless member of her alien race. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Similar to Galio Handasma and Amadeus Seranor, her specialty is weird space magic. With two very long and smooth butterfly wings extending from her back to her arms and large ego, Shinami will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.
Numero Six (French)
Numero Six. Bgammax. Named after an ancient Greek letter of the same name, Gamma is the proud parent of many cats. He's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg for people to act rationally so he doesn't have to. He also traps herself inside the many different Gacha games so that the money god Disney doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the father of the animal race in the highest power, you need to look your best and Gamma delivers perfectly. That's why he's #6.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Tea Gardner from the Yu-Gi-Oh! series. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can duel nearly as fast as Gamma and she went from being a supporting character to being a professional dancer who loves friendship. Next to Ene she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (word) hair?
This Female standing at number 4:
This female standing at number 4: Sen Megumiba. One word: Justice. How would you like to have that ideal? I mean Sen could play around in court or YHVH's Universe for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that she's the love interest of the awkward high schooler Kazuo. The combination of unfettered goal-oriented mentality and fettered strict moral code make these two an overly complicated pair. But what really lands Sen in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.
Next up is #3. What's better than having a female who reads? How about a female who can read and has hair? Novella the shy librarian, another Mal exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a shy librarian, and even said a full sentence without stuttering once. She's also one of Kazuo's love interest. Heh, lucky him (Save me from this hell called "harem"). Her dream self in Normal Academy Life is just downright hot! Just look at that long braid ponytail! Now we're talkin'!
1, 2 (Shoe picture)
1, 2, button my shoe! Takane "Ene" Enomoto. There's a lot to say about this character. She's a human turned cyber girl, Kalib's first and only romantic interest, the only character that died and returned with new clothes, brave and smart, the most humanoid character, and is like a sister to the everyone. In the Ene Plot, Part 2, one character, the shady Gamma constantly tries to woo Ene with the Snake inside her, but doesn't succeed because... he's died! Ene is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent character changed by her environment, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in her plot, that is. But overall, Ene really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Kalib's only love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because she was the catalyst to the death of two major and notorious legacy characters.
So, you've seen a Hero of Justice, a butterfly-alien chick, two gorgeous yanderes, and even a cyber girl! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Phansite female character. Emi Sumeragi. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can ride a motorcylce, she's as strong as an Oni, and is extremely friendly, helping ease other characters into cooperations. Instead of having one love interest, she has everyone else! Ikki, her little brother, and the Kosei students. Being a teacher, she's only interested in one subject; her students, especially the ones in the Occult Clubt. There actually have been situations where Emi has been caugh flirting with at least one of her students, but it eventually got censored because overly appropiate until theyr graduate. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she has a very violent and dangerous Persona unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly through the landscape in a motorcycle with someone strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Emi Sumeragi triumph over all of the Phansite females. My hat goes off to you Number 1 in German. You oughta be proud.
There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Phansite universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day in about 5 months, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
[I run away at crazy speeds while "Whenever Your Need Somebody" by Rick Astley plays in the background.]
WRITTEN AND MADE BY CRISS NEVANS
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thanks for the number zero spot since I stand above all females as a male